Let's review the bidding shall we?
1/2 pound of beef jerkey
16 Red Bulls
61 cigarettes
13 cups of tepid coffee
2 nights at the Snapmansion
1 night in arctic Minnesota
15 other teams that can claim to be in a league with our Hoyas
9 states
2,500 miles
The following is a brief account of our journey into the heart of coldness...
Ahh, the necessities of any roadtrip. I look optimistic don't I? Well this was mile 100 and we all look foolish sometimes don't we?
Surprisingly, we only got two decent pictures between DC and Milwaukee. Above, Smucker contemplates his impending irregular heartbeat somewhere in Indiana.
Victory! Smucker climbs atop the Amish bomber to celebrate our arrival at the Snapmansion. We proceed to crash out and wake up 5 hours later so that we can...
Drive some more! The road to Minneapolis was apparently pretty boring because The Smuck took about 26 attempts to produce the image above.
We saw this as we were getting off the interstate somewhere outside of Baraboo Wisconsin. I believe it was on the sign for the Cheese Chalet, specializing in Cheese, Beer, Amish Furniture, and (of all things) fireworks.
THE METRODOME! We arrive and naturally, my first impulse is to climb on top of a snow bank. In anycase, we are so stoked we can hardly handle it. Adreneline has taken over.
Here it is, the M-Dome set up for basketball. Much to our shock and dismay we learned (too late) that there was no beer to be purchased. Upon discovering that neither of us could make a controlled substance with only our sunglasses and rudimentary gardening tools, we ate some brats and pounded cokes until neither of us could see straight.
The Hoyas take the floor, at which point both Smucker and I go absolutely freaking nuts. Our section, comprised mostly of neutral Minnesotan fans thought we were hilarious. This was, in no small part, due to the fact that we cleverly combined obscenities with jibes on that dude on Florida's pretty boy hair.
Notice how dodgy we are around the eyes...
This is Strickland celebrating after that nasty Bowman cutting throwdown.
This is me in the aftermath of said throwdown...
Sadly, we were too nervous (and later disappointed) to think about chronicling the rest of the night. One thing I will say. It was a great year for Georgetown basketball and I was happy and proud to have been there that night. I'm sure Smucker would agree completely.
After the game, we crashed at My buddy Nick's place in St. Paul. Apparently he and his roommates play chicken with the heat, so it was damn cold.
I woke up around 9 and found Smucker in long johns and under approximately 8 sleeping bags.
Naturally, I decided to wake him up with my soulful, acoustic rendition of Poison's classic "Every Rose Has its Thorn."
Again, Smucker alone with a camera is a recipe for weirdness.
Nick and Erin took us to the Uptown Diner where we proceeded to chow down on hearty and gigantic Minnesotan portions. Hard to believe these two goofballs will be married in 2 months.
One sees the strangest things while driving across rural Wisconsin...
One does the strangest things while driving across rural Wisconsin...
Just to give a little background, the guy who took this picture owns the firework emporium next door. He told us that the lady who owns La Cheese is actively trying to franchise it. Apparently franchising in Wisconsin involves installing a bar and adopting a foreign sounding name.
It only took us 4 hours to go the 300 or so miles across Wisconsin back to Milwaukee. It would be important to note that at this point music becomes and important part of our journey. Download Melissa Lambert's "Me and Charlie Talkin'" to see what I mean.
Back at the SnapMansion, I learned that The Intern invests in (gasp) the evil empire that is Budweiser. I proceed to hit him over the head with the Bud annual report.
Dinner with my parents. The Intern acts like a nut, while SnapMom acts like she'd wish The Intern would stop acting like a nut for the first time in 30 years.
SnapMom gives the cake she prepared a ginger pat in appreciation for its service to humanity.
A post-waffle hug for the SnapMom as we embark for parts unknown the next morning.
Armed with coffee, some sleep, and the noble strength of the Amish Bomber, we begin the Road Home.
Smucker looks depressed to be leaving the Cheese State. We stop at the Mars Cheese Castle to pick up some Spotted Cow brews and recharge before hitting the road in earnest.
I wasn't kidding. The Mars Cheese Castle exists and we went there and had a beer at 11 AM.
Chi-town... Smucker and I listen to Whiskeytown's "Damn Sam (I Love a Woman that Rains) and then blare Zepplin's "Ramble On." We almost get lost but recover in time not to miss Indiana completely.
Somewhere in Ohio or Pennsylvania I think it's a fantastic idea to take a picture of the Smuck while I'm driving the winding turnpike.
He retaliates in kind, but not in time to prevent me from putting a cigarette behind my ear to maximize my patented "I-look-like-crap-but-think-i'm-cool-anyway-but-really-i'm-not" look. At this point we begin listening to Death Cab's "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" on repeat.
Somewhere on the George Washington Parkway The Tombs entered conversation. I think we all know how that ended up...
Beautiful, fantastic, and other such complimentary adjectives.
Two crazy bastards.
Fin.
I'm sure I'm leaving a lot out, and didn't even mention the time we got lost trying to leave Wisconsin (twice). But I will say that it was a magnificent trip and I'd do it again.
Anytime things are a little up in the air, and life isn't going as you'd planned it's never a bad idea to do something a little bit insane. For me that was driving through the mountains of Pennsylvania in the middle of the night, listening to sad songs, and talking about love and life with my good friend.
I hope you are all well and enjoy this woefully inadequate account of our trip.
-Davin